Forget chocolate – you can now get a 4ft tall sex toy advent calendar

MegaPleasure has released ‘the world’s biggest’ sex toy advent calendar (Picture: Getty/Unsplash/MegaPleasure)

If you find your traditional chocolate advent calendar a little uneventful, this one certainly might make the festive period a bit more eventful for you.

Online sex toy retailer MegaPleasure has released a gigantic sex toy advent calendar stuffed full of things to spice up your sex life this Christmas.

MegaPleasure claims that this ‘could well be the world’s largest sex toy calendar’ – and with it standing at a whopping 4ft tall, you might struggle to fit it on your mantelpiece (or hide it from prying eyes).

Worth over £1,000, the calendar comes with bondage kits, items for solo and couple play, and there’s even a sex swing behind one of the doors.

There are toys from top-selling brands suitable for penises, vulvas, anuses, and vaginas included, so Christmas can come early for everyone (pun fully intended).

Some of the heroes of the 25-piece advent calendar you can look forward to unwrapping include:

  • Lelo Sona 2 Cerise Clitoral Vibrator
  • Golden Glitter Acrylic Butt Plug Set
  • Amazing Bondage Sex Toy Kit
  • Lelo Soraya Wave Midnight Blue Dual Rechargeable Vibrator
  • Fleshlight

The retailer is keeping tight-lipped about the total contents, but you can also expect Kama Sutra cards, nipple clamps, a miniature bottle of Moet, and treats from Durex.

However, don’t expect the adults-only advent calendar to come in at the same price as your bog-standard chocolate one, the MegaPleasure calendar costs an eye-watering £999.

It’s certainly not what you’d normally find in Santa’s sack, but why not add a little spice to the festive countdown?

Buy the MegaPleasure Advent Calendar for £999 here.

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